Student 1- "Let's play monopoly."
Student 2- "What version do you want to play? Deluxe? Classic?"
Student 1- "I don't know, I've only ever played the Mexican version."
Student 2- "What is that like steal your car and TV, then mow your lawn version?"
Student 1- "Women are expensive!"
Me- "Just wait, it gets worse."
Student 1- "When they start wanting cars, jewels and all that crap?"
Student 2- "And that child support!"
Overheard in the Hallway
A collection of the funny things I hear in my day to day life as a high school teacher. I honestly couldn't make these things up! My students are hilarious and they have no idea!
Friday, December 18, 2015
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Monday, December 14, 2015
December 11, 2015
A question asked when our SRO was in class guest speaking:
Student 1- "Have you ever busted a meth lab?"
Student 2- "This is Blacksburg, not Christiansburg!"
Student 1- "Have you ever busted a meth lab?"
Student 2- "This is Blacksburg, not Christiansburg!"
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
December 7, 2015
"ISIS! They can come to my house because I tweet so much shit about them!"
"Fun things are not always legal."
"Fun things are not always legal."
Thursday, November 19, 2015
November 19, 2015
"It's thirsty thalamus Thursday!"
"People will always use alcohol, its always been around since like Jesus!"
"People will always use alcohol, its always been around since like Jesus!"
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