October 26, 2011

"She looked like a Barbie that was thrown in the discard pile because she was ugly!"

"I have this filter that tells me to do things that probably just aren't smart to do!"

"Rude!"

"He is better when he is behind me!"

October 21, 2011

"I might be Hellen Keller, geez!"

"I have to drop a bark!" (referring to poop)

"Ms. Stevens, look! My zipper is down again!"

"My Dad calls the surgery to make a woman into a man, 'addadicktome!'"

"Your poop is pointy!"

October 18, 2011

"I wish I were Tiger Woods!"

"A penis is like ovaries, it is just stuck up inside you. That is why girls are always so mad!"

October 14, 2011

"I'm not being rude, I'm being black!"

After talking about the 4 pre-industrial societies, one of my students makes up this joke:
"What society does a pimp live in?"
"A HORticultural Society!"

October 10, 2011

Student 1- "What do terrorists do?"
Algerian student- "We are modern day crusaders!"

"I didn't know they made black people make-up!"

Student 1- "In what state was a couple accused of kidnapping their 8 children?"
Student 2- "Jon and Kate Plus 8!"