March 13, 2012

Student 1- "As a diabetic I sometimes talk to myself!"
Student 2- "Leave your pancreas out of this!"

March 9, 2012

"Let's go 3 ways!"

"Your boobs run too fast!"

Student 1- "I feel violated!"
Student 2- "You are the one that put them all over me!"

March 8, 2012

"They ride cattle- they don't play soccer!"

"Jenna Marbles? That sounds like a porn star!"

"We're not even dating and he's already beating my ass!"

"It's a rememberable word!"

"I do that all the time in public!"

"I have no fear of itching my body in public!"

Student- "What comes after 69?"
Class- "70"
Student- "No! Mouthwash!"