January 30, 2013

"I have a talent- I can text and drive!"

January 29, 2013

"She wore that in her wedding? Why? Is she a whore?"

January 28, 2013

Student 1-"He had a lot of slaves!" (Talking about James Madison)
Student 2- "So what am I supposed to do, bring in a bunch of black people?!?"

January 23, 2013

"I honestly don't want to tell him that it hurts. If I tell him, he will touch it and if he touches it, it will hurt!"

"It's George freaking Washington!"

January 15, 2013

"I could be a Kennedy because... I have big teeth!"

January 14, 2013

"I get really uncomfortable around fat people. They could... eat you!"