April 30, 2013

"Did you just flex your pec at me!"

"That's dang bad!"

"That's not his finger- it's HUGE!"

April 24, 2013

This happened during a presentation, in government, today... What the what?!?

April 19, 2013

"Isn't Russia the big one?"

April 18, 2013

"The pelican said, 'excuse Randy Scott about quietly tripping!' Buddha dealt the liquor gladly, black guy!"

"For the record, this is the most delicious thing I've ever put inside of me. And I've put A LOOOOT of things inside of me!"

April 17, 2013

"Pigs are vicious!"

Student 1- "I'm hot!"
Student 2- "I would agree but you have a boyfriend!"

April 12, 2013

"I'm gonna have to be at school so I may as well argue with stupider people."

April 10, 2013

"I don't believe in concussions, they aren't real!"

April 9, 2013

"Is your grandmother a witch?"

Student 1- "She's dating a black kid from Christiansburg."
Student 2- "Pshhh... Another one bites the dust!"

April 8, 2013

"I want to build skate boards and live in Honolulu... Texas!"

"Ask a sophomore, they won't say no!"

April 3, 2013

Student 1- "Lindsey, your test is not going to do itself!"
Student 2- "Why not, I do myself all the time!"

Student 1 (boy)- "You're full of crap!"
Student 2 (girl)- "No I'm not, I pooped last night!"

April 2, 2013

"We have 31 days of school left, why are we still learning?"

"My uncle is a gay and I hate him! Not because he's a gay, because he's a douche!"

"What color is green?"

"I have the bladder of a 5 year-old lately!"