October 17, 2012

"It just needs to be screwed!"

October 16, 2012

Student 1- "I just remebered, this game is impossible!"
Student 2- "Yea, you have to be drunk to win!"

"If I have a boy, he WILL be gay!"

October 3, 2012

"I'm too black to be out here- I'm already looking half African!"

"Don't touch my hand, its playdough!"

"Ever had sex on veggies?"

"You're getting your butt sued off!"

"No, I will not shut my face! Whoa! That sounded better in my head!"

September 27, 2012

"Yea, I believe that about as far as I can throw a... MOOSE!"

"Cougars are still in with me!"

"Is the term 'good guy' an oxymoron?"

September 26, 2012

"I love rubbing old women!"

"If this team was a skeleton, I'd be the pinky toe!"

"Do I have the right to wear velcro shoes?"

"Who called James Madison, Daddy?"

"It's the power of Pine-Sol baby!"

"What if we were fish?"

"I think dumb is sexy!"

April 24, 2012

"Aren't all houses in Pulaski mobile?"

April 13, 2012

"Are you kidding me? He's 18? That is a pedophiles dream!" (In reference to Justin Bieber)

"I'm a dumbass and I don't know what I'm doing!"