December 11, 2015

A question asked when our SRO was in class guest speaking:
Student 1- "Have you ever busted a meth lab?"
Student 2- "This is Blacksburg, not Christiansburg!"

December 8, 2015

"I'm Italian, Lebanese and a little bit of redneck."

December 7, 2015

"ISIS! They can come to my house because I tweet so much shit about them!"

"Fun things are not always legal."

December 2, 2015

"Because gettin' out there and just peein' everywhere is my favorite thing."

November 19, 2015

"It's thirsty thalamus Thursday!"

"People will always use alcohol, its always been around since like Jesus!"

November 17, 2015

"Brown everything is good!"

November 16, 2015

"No one shits vanilla!"