March 26, 2013

"He will have one emotion and then he will die! The life of an African is... Born- hungry- die!"

Student 1- "Thats racist!"
Student 2- "Thats not racist, there's white people in Africa too!"

March 20, 2013

"If you judge people in Goodwill, I think you're automatically going to hell!"

March 18, 2013

"I'm trying to get Healthcare passed and all this Congress cares about is Ron Paul's birthday party next weekend!"
-student talking about Sequester and gridlock...

March 15, 2013

"What the brown?
Let's go to brown town
If we don't, I'll frown.
I resemble a clown
Sometimes I look down
At a fat brown gown."

February 27, 2013

"I don't have enough money to buy cherries!"

"I make my dad buy them for me!"

February 23, 2013

"What do they do with their holes? They have to do something with them!"

February 22, 2013

"I did this for you because I know you don't like it when I lick stuff off the top!"

"When you're on the floor, sometimes it just feels NICE!"