Friday, September 9, 2011

September 9th, 2011

"Can you make a penis out of a vagina? Is it really possible?" -talking about Chaz Bono and his/her appearance on Dancing with the Stars

"That's more like Lady Gag Gag!"

"I was supposed to be drawing the White House and then I realized I was actually drawing the Lincoln Memorial!"

Me- "It is a lady's name!"
Student- "Franklin!"

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

September 6th, 2011

"They are a non-profit organization... with missiles!" (talking about Hezbollah)

"Black and the beanstalk!"

"Black people go hands up!"

Student 1- "What does castrate mean?"
Student 2- "To cut off your doodles!"

"Dude, I was at dinner last night and there was a guy with no arms... at a sushi restaurant!"

Friday, September 2, 2011

September 2nd, 2011

"It's Roanoke, where else do people get killed around here?"

September 1st, 2011

"Have you not seen the Cheez It commercials? There is a wheel of cheese in every cracker!"

"If I see them tomorrow, I'm having eyeball soup!"

"I hate being on my knees!"