October 29, 2012

"I live in the butt middle of nowhere!"

"Let's put Obama in the free space since he likes to give out free crap!"

October 26, 2012

"He's the best if you know how to play with him!"

October 19, 2012

"Thugnificent!"

"Are you ready for your 7 minutes in heaven?"

"Someone divise up a question!"

"Derek Cheater!"

October 18, 2012

"We'd all get frizzy!"

October 17, 2012

"It just needs to be screwed!"

October 16, 2012

Student 1- "I just remebered, this game is impossible!"
Student 2- "Yea, you have to be drunk to win!"

"If I have a boy, he WILL be gay!"

October 3, 2012

"I'm too black to be out here- I'm already looking half African!"

"Don't touch my hand, its playdough!"

"Ever had sex on veggies?"

"You're getting your butt sued off!"

"No, I will not shut my face! Whoa! That sounded better in my head!"