January 30, 2012

"My hoho was hard... and crunchy!"

"I did get 2 hoho's for the price of 1!"

"I don't know what the stuff in the middle is!"

(My student teacher likes his hoho's)

"Black people word of the day- finna! Spelled F-I-DOUBLE N-A!!"

January 26, 2012

Student 1- "Is it Lebanese?"
Student 2- "Isn't that a bug?"
(Talking about my student teacher's name)

"If you have chocolate and you scratch your butt with it, it will taste like butt chocolate!"

"I just shoved butt chocolate in your mouth!"

January 24, 2012

"I don't get mad, I just get annoyed and want to punch everyone in the face!" (And no, I did not say this one)

A girl talking to a boy- "So I really wanted to just be able to tell them, 'I was raised by two gay men who, my whole life, have always wished I was a gay boy' and be done with it!"

January 19, 2012

Student- "Ms. Stevens, I found the dikdik and it grows to be 14 inches long!"
Me- "That sucks!"
Student- "It is so cute!"

Student teacher- "Why do you like southern girls?"
Student- "Because they make the rockin' world go round!"

"My parents are the lamest people! Like, I don't think they know how to have fun!"

Algerian student- "Osama bin Laden is NOT my uncle!"

Student 1- "What is a cardigan?"
Student2- "A card you use again!"

Student 1- "Do girlfriends count as the buddy system?"
Student 2- "Do you want to sit and watch each other go?"

"I know how to say I'm horny in Spanish! I thought I was really saying I'm excited!"