Friday, August 26, 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011

August 25, 2011

On the topic of Gay Marriage- "I think marriage should be open to anyone. Why can't people be miserable? Man or woman?"

"D is for donkey AND democrat!"

Girl in the hall: "Are we going to hang out this afternoon?"
Boy: "No!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because you are ugly!"
Girl: "Ok, see you at 3:00"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

August 24, 2011

"I don't understand the point of a fire drill if there is never really a fire. We had a real earthquake yesterday and no earthquake drill."

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

August 23, 2011

"You have Ms. Show for Spanish? Just tell her that you forgot your work, she's like your mom but better!"

"Maybe she's from the Red Light District?"

Funny Stuff

So I started this blog after realizing that students at the high school where I teach say the funniest things! Last year I started a quote wall, this year I'm taking to the Internet!

A few tidbits from last year...

"You see, when God created Adam and Eve, he created a bunch of different colors of them. That is why I'm here!"

"Why don't they name a hurricane 'Penis' and say it is striking with massive force?"

"I like to see the sluts."

"Is it considered a pedophile if I liked younger boys before I was 18?"

Student- "Ms. Stevens, I'm not going to have kids. I'm going to have a bisectomy!"
Me- "A bisectomy? So you are having a vasectomy twice?"
Student- "Is that what it is called? A vasectomy?"