Wednesday, February 27, 2013

February 27, 2013

"I don't have enough money to buy cherries!"

"I make my dad buy them for me!"

Saturday, February 23, 2013

February 23, 2013

"What do they do with their holes? They have to do something with them!"

Friday, February 22, 2013

February 22, 2013

"I did this for you because I know you don't like it when I lick stuff off the top!"

"When you're on the floor, sometimes it just feels NICE!"

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

February 19, 2013

"It's like a scary movie out there, you don't even know!" (referring to kids making out in the halls)

Friday, February 15, 2013

February 15, 2013

Student 1- "What country was the biggest crocodile found in?"
Student 2- "Florida!"

Thursday, February 7, 2013

February 7, 2013

"I like them all! Jesus and anything that rhymes with it! Cheez-its!"

"I wasn't born in a house, that's GROSS!"

"I tell genuinely funny jokes that my be a little sexist!"

"Sometimes my butt tingles when I'm excited."

"Sometimes if I'm in a handshake and they rub their finger on my palm, my butt clenches up!"

"You're just mad because I got you to say cock!"

Monday, February 4, 2013