"I like them all! Jesus and anything that rhymes with it! Cheez-its!"
"I wasn't born in a house, that's GROSS!"
"I tell genuinely funny jokes that my be a little sexist!"
"Sometimes my butt tingles when I'm excited."
"Sometimes if I'm in a handshake and they rub their finger on my palm, my butt clenches up!"
"You're just mad because I got you to say cock!"