November 30, 2012

"Bye Ms. Stevens! Have a great weekend! Hope you find your heart!"

November 29, 2012

"Sue? That's what you call a cow! That is not a human name!"

November 27, 2012

Student- "Ms. Stevens! Did you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
Me- "Yes!"
Student- "Well, I named my man part Huey Lewis and the Pubes!"
Me- SPEECHLESS

"Sack up and write him up!"

"I hate watching ugly people make out!"

November 20, 2012

"I can't believe I don't know how to spell weiner!"

"I can't wait till weiners on Thursday!"

"People like me who have a brick for a phone!"

November 14, 2012

"Did the Nazi's have cars?"

November 1, 2012

"I went home and played with my lizard!"