Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Funny Stuff

So I started this blog after realizing that students at the high school where I teach say the funniest things! Last year I started a quote wall, this year I'm taking to the Internet!

A few tidbits from last year...

"You see, when God created Adam and Eve, he created a bunch of different colors of them. That is why I'm here!"

"Why don't they name a hurricane 'Penis' and say it is striking with massive force?"

"I like to see the sluts."

"Is it considered a pedophile if I liked younger boys before I was 18?"

Student- "Ms. Stevens, I'm not going to have kids. I'm going to have a bisectomy!"
Me- "A bisectomy? So you are having a vasectomy twice?"
Student- "Is that what it is called? A vasectomy?"

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