Friday, January 20, 2012

January 19, 2012

Student- "Ms. Stevens, I found the dikdik and it grows to be 14 inches long!"
Me- "That sucks!"
Student- "It is so cute!"

Student teacher- "Why do you like southern girls?"
Student- "Because they make the rockin' world go round!"

"My parents are the lamest people! Like, I don't think they know how to have fun!"

Algerian student- "Osama bin Laden is NOT my uncle!"

Student 1- "What is a cardigan?"
Student2- "A card you use again!"

Student 1- "Do girlfriends count as the buddy system?"
Student 2- "Do you want to sit and watch each other go?"

"I know how to say I'm horny in Spanish! I thought I was really saying I'm excited!"

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