Student- "Ms. Stevens, I found the dikdik and it grows to be 14 inches long!"
Me- "That sucks!"
Student- "It is so cute!"
Student teacher- "Why do you like southern girls?"
Student- "Because they make the rockin' world go round!"
"My parents are the lamest people! Like, I don't think they know how to have fun!"
Algerian student- "Osama bin Laden is NOT my uncle!"
Student 1- "What is a cardigan?"
Student2- "A card you use again!"
Student 1- "Do girlfriends count as the buddy system?"
Student 2- "Do you want to sit and watch each other go?"
"I know how to say I'm horny in Spanish! I thought I was really saying I'm excited!"